—Oh, no!
—Major shampoo explosion!
—Oh, it’s all over everything! Why?! Why me?!
—OH, NOT ANOTHER ONE! Oh my G—and it’s moisturizer! It’s even harder to clean!
—Why? Why do bad things happen to good people?!?
See, if you’re smart like me, you put your shampoo, conditioner, moisturizer, and other cream products into separate...